Caffeine is my shepherd

Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze. It maketh me to wake in the lecture hall, it leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses. It restoreth my buzz. It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name's sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction, I will fear no decaf. For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me. Thou preparest a tall latte before me in the presence of fatigue. Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over. Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life... and I will dwell in the House of Java forever.

~Anonymous