Beef. It’s what’s for dinner – or what’s on his wrist.

I thought for sure this was a joke, but apparently it’s for real. Burger King has just introduced a beef-scented cologne for men. Yes, BEEF-SCENTED. This is just so wrong. I instantly thought about the Seinfeld episode where Jerry stuffed mutton in Grandma Mena’s napkins and Elaine ends up getting chased by dogs because of the mutton. Oh yeah, this new cologne is a great idea. ;)