chicken felons!

There are so many things wrong with this picture. My thoughts after reading the headline: What could one little chicken do to get charged with a felony? Questions after realizing that the chicken was already dead, fried and in a bucket: The socks cost more than the chicken? Eeeewwww – they were gonna eat it? Other questions that came to mind: Why socks? And why, why, why did Dumb and Dumber do this in Williamson County? Everyone knows the law WILL find you in the WC! More importantly, why did they resist, cause a scuffle and a police chase? I’m pretty sure $6.83 would not qualify them for a felony, but fight, run & injure someone and it sure does! Maybe the headline should have been, “Men with chicken brains charged with felonies after taking socks!”